Daily Funnies

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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by AmandaS45 » Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:45 am

My kid broke two of my Freddie Mercury records.

Now he wants to break three.
Well I was noticing the other night, for instance, that when I'm going through pistachios, opening pistachios, that the hard to open ones, I don't bother with them anymore

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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by LostSailor » Wed May 10, 2023 8:58 pm

After Dead And Company finishes their final farewell tour with Bobby they could become The Hip Replacements.
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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by Drinkie » Wed May 10, 2023 9:09 pm

Did you know Bald Eagles aren’t bald??
It’s just feathers.
Fish are rising up like birds.

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Re: Daily Funnies

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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by AmandaS45 » Wed May 31, 2023 9:37 am

Well I was noticing the other night, for instance, that when I'm going through pistachios, opening pistachios, that the hard to open ones, I don't bother with them anymore

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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by AmandaS45 » Mon Jun 19, 2023 11:16 pm

If I ordered an axe from France and had it shipped, then I would have a foreign axe sent. :rofl
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Re: Daily Funnies

Post by LostSailor » Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:52 pm

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up from his paper and says, Hey we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, Really? a drink named Walter??
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