Daily Funnies

[AmandaS45]

bought a head of lettuce at a small local shop called The Mamas and The Papas but i couldn’t eat it since all the leaves were brown.

[Drinkie]

A little fish is swimming up stream and run’s into something and says “damn”

[AmandaS45]

was listening to 10/17/72 in St. Louis and Bobby tells this joke: another classic.

I'll take this opportunity to tell you all a story about what happened to me when I was walking down the street in New York City. I was walking into my hotel. I was walking down the street and coming down the other side of the street was this guy with this cigar box. And the cigar box was kind of buzzing and humming. Making all sorts fo noise, all kind of noise and uh and so I stopped him and I asked him, "Pardon me sir. What do you got in that box? I mean you know it's making all that noise, humming and buzzing." And he said, "Well this is my bee collection. It's a collection of bees." I said, "That's a bee collection?" "Yes I have ten thousand bees in here.", he said. I said, "Well you got ten thousand bees in there. Don't they all get crushed?" He said, "Well fuck 'em."

[66slim]

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[SunshineSue]

Bill Walton howling at the moon during a New Year's Eve game. He needed a show to go to!

[AmandaS45]

[AmandaS45]

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[66slim]

Were you there at the crack of dawn?

[AmandaS45]

You do have to watch it a few times to watch a different kid each time.

[AmandaS45]

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